It’s bad enough that I have to wait for my computers to update. Now I have to wait for my bloody car to update too!


@kev In the near future:

Thief 1: "We're getting away!"
Thief 2(driver): "Oh no! System update."
The car slows down to a stop.

"This is the police! We got you surrounded!"

The thief's car finishes updating, and they drive off. The police try to shoot, but a bluetooth glitch causes most of their guns to stay locked. Except for one cop who is a bad shot and doesn't hit anywhere near the car.

The police run to their cruisers, but all of them are now updating too. The thieves get away.

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