elementaryos rant, sorry
So, @elementary Juno was released yesterday but there is no mention anywhere in the release announcement or installation guide about how to update from eOS Loki. Googling around brought up an github issue about this from March 2017. Apparently there's a $25 bounty on this, lol.
On reddit someone wrote you have to re-install the whole OS but I swear if they make me do this I'm gonna distro-hop right away.
Linux geeks doing what Linux geeks do...