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I switched over to doing manual backups, and I've just realized it's been over three months since I did a backup.

Never again.

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Turns out I've not been butt-dialing people. I threw away a phone as I thought it was bricked, but gypsy kids got ahold of it, and have been Viber-calling people and sending kissing emojis to random contacts.

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I thought the butt-dial was a thing of the past, but my phone's managed to leave multiple incoherent messages.

If I ever message you sounding like I'm having a stroke, I'm fine, and I'm sorry.

All conspiracy theories are false except one: Mark Zuckerberg is an actual lizard person.

I genuinely believe that at the end of the day, he returns to his complex, peels the top part of his suit off, the stares glass-eyed at daytime television while asking his wife which emotions the people on the TV screen are displaying, in preparation for his next meeting at the Senate.

Where is the first place you find news?

"We care about your privacy" is starting to sound like "The Socialist Peoples Democratic Republic of Legitimate Voting land".

If you toot that you're hopping to a different Mastodon instance, it's a chroot-toot.

New sysadmin motto:

You don't have to believe they're all out to get you, but it helps.

My gf keeps warning me about poisonous snakes. Luckily I'm a vegetarian, so I'll be fine.

I always find it funny when basic utilities get an update. Like, what's new with lolcat? Who managed to improve on perfection?

We need a gemini-based git server...for reasons.

I spend my day testing applicants for IT jobs.

I'm not annoyed they keep cheating, I'm just disappointed in how easy it is to spot.

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Time faffing with neomutt for failure: 3 hours.

Time to set up aerc: about 30 minutes for setup and an hour on config options (all working).

Aerc has been a far friendlier email client.

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