Malinux @malin@linuxrocks.online

This cinema could do with a pihole.

@CarlCravens It's never a waste going back to bed.

You know when you think you have to get up for a thing, but the thing was already there, so you didn't have to get up?

"Very well, if I have told a lie, then hang me!"
"But that would make it the truth!"
"Exactly," said Nasrudin, "your truth."

One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth. A gallows was erected in front of the city gates. A herald announced, "Whoever would enter the city must first answer the truth to a question which will be put to him." Nasrudin was first in line. The captain of the guard asked him, "Where are you going? Tell the truth -- the alternative is death by hanging."

"I am going," said Nasrudin, "to be hanged on that gallows."

"I don't believe you."

Metabag: the bag under the sink containing other bags.
Superbag: a bag containing all other bags.
Russell's bag: a bag containing all bags which do not contain themselves.

https://www.theonion.com/period-tracking-app-adds-surrender-to-authorities-fea-1848892232

Duckduckgo cant do figlet ascii banners:

If the UK wins Eurovision, I want back into the EU.

@OfShadows No, that page works fine for me.

@BrodieOnLinux @omnipotens @ChrisWere Could be worse. Zoom silently removes spaces, so 'pass 1' becomes 'pass1' BUT IT WON'T TELL YOU.

@ChrisWere I mostly just remember passwords, but I have `pass` so I don't need to type out everything to login everywhere.

@rune I'd usually take a 'could you elaborate' as a positive thing, as someone's saying they're interested, but not quite getting the full picture.

@mathlover2 Yea, I use some of the comfy short-term stuff too.

My guess is that it's mostly okay, if you're on both sensible and short-sighted platforms, so I've signed up to Librepay. That way I can use it when I can, even if I'm not actively disincentivising Musk-coin.