You know when you think you have to get up for a thing, but the thing was already there, so you didn't have to get up?

"Very well, if I have told a lie, then hang me!"
"But that would make it the truth!"
"Exactly," said Nasrudin, "your truth."

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One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth. A gallows was erected in front of the city gates. A herald announced, "Whoever would enter the city must first answer the truth to a question which will be put to him." Nasrudin was first in line. The captain of the guard asked him, "Where are you going? Tell the truth -- the alternative is death by hanging."

"I am going," said Nasrudin, "to be hanged on that gallows."

"I don't believe you."

Metabag: the bag under the sink containing other bags.
Superbag: a bag containing all other bags.
Russell's bag: a bag containing all bags which do not contain themselves.

If the UK wins Eurovision, I want back into the EU.

Anyone else find duckduckgo isn't working?

Just finished a script to automatically install Void.

Boot up a live iso, then
> xbps-isntall -S curl
> curl malinfreeborn.com/autovoid.sh | sh

Full WM, desktop, the lot. The script took far too long, but at least I'll never have to fiddle with that installer again.

Malinux boosted

Oh wow, the European Union 🇪🇺 now has its own official Mastodon instance!

social.network.europa.eu/explo

You can follow lots of important EU officials on here including the @EU_Commission

#EU #EuropeanUnion

@BrodieOnLinux @omnipotens @ChrisWere Could be worse. Zoom silently removes spaces, so 'pass 1' becomes 'pass1' BUT IT WON'T TELL YOU.

@ChrisWere I mostly just remember passwords, but I have `pass` so I don't need to type out everything to login everywhere.

@rune I'd usually take a 'could you elaborate' as a positive thing, as someone's saying they're interested, but not quite getting the full picture.

@mathlover2 Yea, I use some of the comfy short-term stuff too.

My guess is that it's mostly okay, if you're on both sensible and short-sighted platforms, so I've signed up to Librepay. That way I can use it when I can, even if I'm not actively disincentivising Musk-coin.

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