@OneSubtractOne
I messed up the pancake mix but I promise I can do batter.
@linuxjournal Oh God. I hope you're both horribly ashamed, and incredibly proud of that pun.
@linuxjournal I don't know if I regret this interaction now or not...
@OneSubtractOne
I somehow feel the same way. Who knew puns were so dirty.
;)
90's
Someone: we are being surveilled, these new id cards will constrain our freedom
Me: this is ridiculous, this has even less info on it than before, and there's no fingerprint either.
10's
Me: stop using that, you are being surveilled
Someone: really? This is preposterous. Someone should stop them. [continues using said thing]
Me: 
@linuxjournal I've seen this about a dozen tomes now. I don't think I'll ever get tired of it.
@linuxjournal
User: Hey wiretap, do you have a recipe for pancakes?
Wiretap: Why yes, I *do* have a recipe for pancakes for you, using delicious ingredients from our sponsors, available at a discount now from our distribution partners!
User: Hey wiretap, do you have a recipe for social change?
Wiretap: Uh...404. How about some delicious pancakes?
@linuxjournal The important question. How were the pancakes?