@OneSubtractOne
I messed up the pancake mix but I promise I can do batter.

@linuxjournal Oh God. I hope you're both horribly ashamed, and incredibly proud of that pun.

@OneSubtractOne
Want to hear something terrible?

Paper.

See? I told you it was tear-able.

@linuxjournal I don't know if I regret this interaction now or not...

@OneSubtractOne
I somehow feel the same way. Who knew puns were so dirty.

;)

@linuxjournal

90's

Someone: we are being surveilled, these new id cards will constrain our freedom
Me: this is ridiculous, this has even less info on it than before, and there's no fingerprint either.

10's

Me: stop using that, you are being surveilled
Someone: really? This is preposterous. Someone should stop them. [continues using said thing]
Me: :blobfacepalm:

@linuxjournal I've seen this about a dozen tomes now. I don't think I'll ever get tired of it.

@linuxjournal
User: Hey wiretap, do you have a recipe for pancakes?

Wiretap: Why yes, I *do* have a recipe for pancakes for you, using delicious ingredients from our sponsors, available at a discount now from our distribution partners!

User: Hey wiretap, do you have a recipe for social change?

Wiretap: Uh...404. How about some delicious pancakes?

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